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Overture
01:31
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Life's A Joke
02:15
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Well it took a while until I came to realize
that everything I thought I knew was nothing but a lie
And the only thing I know is if you're happy for a while
it's just because the next hard knock is in delay
Life's a joke
whether you're seriously ill, alone, tired or just broke
Life's a joke
and we're wasting all our lifetime
waiting for the punchline
Well, no one ever listens to my songs so
why even bother writing lyrics la la la
lalala blah blah lalala blah blah
lalala blah blah cleavage yeah!
Life's a joke
whether you're seriously ill, alone, tired or just broke
Life's a joke
and we're wasting all our lifetime
waiting for the punchline
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3. |
Here's A Little One
01:38
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Here's a little one
one for anyone
that had
a crappy day or week
Here's a little piece
one for you and me
'cause it seems
everything is bleak
Here's to the day
when the good times went away
no reason to fight
'cause the bad times are here to stay
here's to the gloom and the loneliness of my room
here's to the story of my life
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Excuse me ma'am, I never speak to strangers
but you seem no stranger to me
This may sound like a stupid pickup line
but it is not can't you see
Until just now I did not believe in reincarnation
but we met in another life
until just now I did not believe in reincarnation
could it be that you were my wife?
I loved you and you loved me that was a thousand years ago
when I was king and you were queen
we had a good time don't you know
I'm aware that I sound like I kind of lost it
trust me I'm not insane
I know this is what all the insane people say
but I am not insane
Until just now I did not believe in reincarnation
but we met in another life
until just now I did not believe in reincarnation
could it be that you were my wife?
I loved you and you loved me that was a million years ago
we were vegan dinosaurs
we had a good time don't you know
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5. |
D.Y.P.
01:58
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Well I have to say I'm glad about
the way our story's turning out to be
I love you and you love me
it's plain to see
But there's one thing that's on my mind
and it has been there all the time
so far I've been ashamed to say
I'm shy no more today's the day
If you really love me drop your pants
try not to use your hands
then do a little dance for me
with your pants down baby
If you really love me drop your pants
try not to use your hands
then do a little dance
if you love me drop your pants
Bang bang boogie, say up jumps the boogie
would you drop your pants, is that asked too much?
Bang bang boogie, say up jumps the boogie
would you drop your pants, is that asked too much?
Bang bang boogie, say up jumps the boogie
would you drop your pants, is that asked too much?
Bang bang boogie, say up jumps the boogie
would you drop your pants, is that asked too much?
Drop your pants
drop your pants
drop your pants
drop your pants
If you really love me drop your pants
try not to use your hands
then do a little dance for me
with your pants down baby
If you really love me drop your pants
try not to use your hands
then do a little dance
if you love me drop your pants
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6. |
Youtube Sensation
02:14
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Bought a chipmunk
and fed it
with Mentos and waited
and filmed it and waited
but nothing dramatic happened
even the subbies wouldn't watch
And that puppet
I invented
well that didn't make it
I had to forsake it
how can anyone not love
the painstaking tangerine?
And I'll never be a youtube sensation myself
and i know it, yes i know it
I will never be a youtube sensation myself
and i know it, yes i do
I'm a zombie
I like turtles
took a picture of me
every day of my life
and my golf ball retriever
is my saber don't you know
And I Ken Lee
without it
I would do anything
just to start a new meme
nothing could be too obscure
I would even cover "I'm yours"
And I'll never be a youtube sensation myself
and i know it, yes i know it
I will never be a youtube sensation myself
and i know it, yes i do
the only comments i get
are from a guy named Chad
who tells me i should try sub4sub
i'm on a downward spiral
i'm anything but viral
And I'll never be a youtube sensation myself
and i know it, yes i know it
I will never be a youtube sensation myself
and i know it, yes i do
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7. |
Cleavage
02:21
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BANG! I'm coming back with this thing
I make you scream, I make your ears ring
BANG! Step out of my way
'cause I got something to say
BOOM! I'm coming back with this tune
I rock this plave from here to the moon
BOOM! Get out of my way
'cause I got something to say
BANG! Step out of my way
'cause I got something to say
Cleavage is always good
cleavage is always good
cleavage is always good to see
oui, oui
Cleavage is always good
cleavage is always good
cleavage is always good to see
for me
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8. |
Tweet Tweet
01:48
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When I'm 85 and I'm still alive
then I'll be in the garden
with my grandson and my wife
and I will remember
that day in September of twenty eleven
when I was in heaven
'cause Ukehunt and Jetsy
they followed me on Twitter
it may seem like a little thing
it was a big thing to me
Tweet tweet
Ukehunt and Jetsy are cool
Tweet tweet
Ukehunt and Jetsy are cool
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9. |
Naked Ukulele Player
01:00
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I'm the naked ukulele player
you might have heard about me on the news
I'm the naked ukulele player
sporting nothing but my uke and a pair of velcro shoes
And if I hold my uke like that -- my videos are G rated
if I hold my uke like that -- they're PG 13
and if I hold my uke like that -- my videos are R rated
if I hold my uke like that -- they're NC 17
Ain't that cool?
Ain't that cool!?
Ain't that cool!
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A Little Bit Of Privacy
02:38
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I'm still waiting for the day
that you realize that it's okay
if we do things our own way
I'm still waiting for the day
that you see it's not a crime to say
"I need a little time"
All I want is just a little bit of privacy
a couple hours on my own
this can't go on forever
it's like we're grown together
and I just want to be alone.
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Slowly Fading Out
03:32
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you always said we're like
a song / and the chorus lingers on /
pretty, simple harmonies /
doo duh doo doo
now you're saying with
a twitch / every good song has a bridge /
so tell me what you're going to do /
i wonder what is wrong with
you / i think i know what's coming now
we're slowly fading out / like a
radio song / when the news come on /
we're quickly fading out / like a
beach boys song / and it's all wrong
let us not prolong
the pain / let's not make this
november rain
i never ever liked a song /
that had a solo going on / i think
i'm not the first to say
we're slowly fading out / like a
radio song / when the news come on /
we're quickly fading out / like a
beach boys song / and it's all wrong
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12. |
Interlude
02:44
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13. |
Love, Gone
02:16
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You still have this beautiful face of yours
and you still have this gorgeous smile that everyone knows
and you still have those eyes that I can't take my eyes off of
you are the same person I fell in love with years ago
So it seems that nothing changed
only thing's our love's away
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14. |
Getting Heavy
01:59
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We've had our love
we've had our fun
it's not to return
it's dead and gone
still love your face
most of our days
still can't get enough
And yet it feels sometimes
that it is getting heavy
baby can't you see
that it is getting heavy
well it's plain to see
that it is getting heavy
baby let's get out of this thing
I can't give up, I can't give in
I cannot lose, I cannot win
I cannot stop loving you
anyway.
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Go Away
02:10
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If I had a million dreams
yo'd be a million dreams away
you were another girls or kind
and you wouldn't wanna stay
But I have run out of dreams and so
Go away, go away
I wish you just went away
go away, go away
I wish you just went away
But you don't, but you don't
so you better walk away
bit you don't, but you don't
so let's get naked
If I hade some love to give
I'd be giving all my love to you
I were another man or kind
which means you would love me to
But I have run out of love and so
Go away, go away
I wish you just went away
go away, go away
I wish you just went away
But you don't, but you don't
so you better walk away
bit you don't, but you don't
so let's get naked
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16. |
Here's A Boy
03:47
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Here's a boy you might have known
here's a boy that might have grown
to be a man with a good heart
here's a boy we've torn apart
Here's a boy that had a dream
find some friends and make the team
here's a boy, say goodbye
here's a boy, watch him die
Here's a girl that spent her time
reading through pro ana sites
here's a girl who'll soon be dead
here's a girl we've told was fat
Here's a girl that had a dream
find some friends and make the team
here's a girl, say goodbye
here's a girl, watch her die
All this bullying is killing them kids
all this bullying is killing them kids
Stop bullying
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Who I Really Am
02:04
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You think I'm funny -- I think I'm not
You think I'm romantic -- I think you're hot
I never said that I was a saint
So if you have a minute, may I acquaint you with
Who I really am, just a regular man
It's all that I can be, ordinary me
You think I'm overweight -- I think you're right
You think I'm always late -- I can't accelerate
I never said that I was a saint
So if you have a minute, may I acquaint you with
Who I really am, just a regular man
It's all that I can be, ordinary me
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18. |
Let's Get Naked
01:12
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Hey you, I think you might look good naked
and I do believe you think that too
Guess what, I look kinda good naked myself so
Let's get naked, let's get naked, let's get naked
There's nothing wrong 'bout that
we'll be married in a day
so let's get naked right away
Let's get naked, let's get naked, let's get naked
There's nothing wrong with that
we'll be married in a day
so let's get naked right away
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19. |
Take This Song Along
02:53
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Take this song along with you
to the place you have to go to
I will miss you
and I kiss you
goodbye with a sigh
Take this song along with you
we'll sing it together like we used to
except I'll be singing it here
and you'll be singing it there
where I can't go.
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20. |
I Like You Very Much
03:00
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You may have noticed by now
I'm not so smart - Anyhow,
the not so smart ones have feelings too
If I could only get 'em out
you know I'd scream, sing or shout
I just don't know what to say to you
I like you very much
I like you very much
I like you very much
That's all I have to say
that's all I have to say
that's all I have to say
that's all I say
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Nicholas Abersold Munich, Germany
Everything you need to know about the Norwegian leather industry. Plus a bunch of songs no one else would write, so I had to.
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